Thanks to SEAN, I have been tagged and must write ten things that I look for in my ideal man. (like boyfriend, lover, or whatever)
Alrighty then, before I begin... there must be no making fun of anything I write. For the consequences will be far worse than one can even BEGIN to imagine.
ahem
1. The ideal man must NOT have any bodily odors. ESPECIALLY B.O.! Bad Breath comes in second and surprisingly farting is in third.
2. The ideal man must not have plaque build up, but I don't mind if he doesn't shave all the time. (Also smoking, CHEWING, and drinking are also on my no list)
3. The ideal man MUST NOT BE ARROGANT. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. All big egos must be destroyed. Love is about self LESS ness, among other things. Don't brag, and don't fish for compliments. You're not as sneaky as you think you are.
4. The ideal man is not a serious sally. He must be goofy, silly, and loveably funny. And willing to be a little crazy sometimes.... Sometimes!
5. The ideal man must also be trustworthy. Someone who is honest in everything, even the little seemingly worthless things. He must be up front and never hide anything no matter how bad it is.
6. The ideal man must not be a fruit. I enjoy guys who are in touch with their feminine side, but not those who are swimming in it. I want you to cry in movies and watch musicals with me, but I don't want you to sing all the girl songs and dance them too. Ok, I take that back. That would be all too entertaining. But, basically don't be gay and use me as a cover up.
7.The ideal man must not be moody. PMS is the girl's job, not the guy's. That would cause too much chaos. There's only enough room for one moody individual.... and it should be the one who can't help it.
8.The ideal man must be rich. No, I'm kidding............................................ But seriously.
9. The ideal man must have an IQ above a 5. Ok, maybe a tid bit more. Well, you at least need to know how to do basic algebra (I don't haha...jk) and you must be able to read...without FALTER. But, if you have wonderful hair (touchable) and sexy eyes... I can bring the level down a bit.
10. You must have a tight round butt. Not that I look at men's butts, but it's just a suggestion. Not that I have an intention on sqeezing it or anything.... doo doo doo doo doo.
There I'm done. That's not too much too ask is it? ; ) | 
